Some girl I went out with told me about a free concert tomorrow night,
We got drunk and then got stuck in the rain,
It wasn’t romantic.
She told me her parents were hip
And recommended restaurants to her,
All I could think of was my mom telling me to eat at Apple Bee’s
We had some bougie pizza and fancy salads
And just drank lukewarm water initially,
Midway through I remembered I was already having pizza for dinner.
I wanted to get drunk early in the day
So I asked her to go to the bar down the street,
Obligation and my desire to drink carried me over the brick sidewalks.
When we parted I wondered if we’d talk again,
There was no touchingBut this may have been because there was a rash over half her body.